El Phantismo – 8pm
January 12, 2024 @ 8:00 pm - 10:30 pm| $10.00 – $15.00
Three crones start telling a magical pirate story to Sierra, a bored young woman who soon learns that an arranged marriage has been planned for her! Feeling trapped, Sierra convinces the town loudmouth to meet her intended. Meanwhile, the bridegroom, Santiago, plans the same ruse with his buddies. When he discovers Sierra is his bride, he tries to win her heart by posing as El Phantismo, the heroic pirate of the duenas’ story.
But more than romantic complications abound. The local mayor will do anything to claim the fortune Sierra will inherit and a pirate hunter wants to kill El Phantismo. Meanwhile, a real pirate is posing as the village padre, so the young couples are not married after all! It’s chaos as nine El Phantismos and assorted concerned citizens search frantically to find the real padre and capture the villains.